That little blonde girl was blowing bubbles with her spit. I accidentally gave her a dirty look and she now looks petrified and there's a spit bubble on her upper lip.
Emily's mouth doesn't always close all the way and I'm not sure why. Her eyes don't always close all the way either.
Once upon a time there were three naughty piglets. Other people thought they were naughty a little I guess but mostly they were just obnoxious to be around because they THOUGHT they were so naughty.
One of them was bossy (Hope), one of them liked to play it cool (Lydia), and one of them was just gross (me).
They liked to play in the woods and shoot their guns and smoke and defecate in holes in the ground. One day their play time was interrupted by a little white bunny walking up to them.
Unsure how to react, the littlest one said "hi" in its squeaky pig voice.
"Word." said the bunny, sipping a Corona. The pigs were taken aback by this show of bravado.
"Let's be friends." said the bunny. The smallest piglet hugged him.
But he hugged him too tightly and choked him out on accident.
For a while they played doctor, with the bossy pig wanting to perform surgery, but being overruled.
When the bunny still didn't wake up they played soccer with him being the ball, & the defecation hole being the goal.
The bunny woke up.
"I need a cigarette" he said with pomp.
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now t h a t is funny :P
ReplyDeletewho's the bunny, emily?
guess what, i got a monster bruise, a hand hold, and a wave, and they all came from nico *eye roll* no i tripped over the pool wall when I saw nico because it caught me off guard.. lol
Nice! We might actually be the same person in two bodies.
ReplyDeletei laughed for this entire post.
ReplyDeletei think i laughed even harder that hope asked if i was the bunny.
please make chapter two.
sometimes i wonder.. you guys need to come to swim practice on some day that is neither a monday nor wednesday (of course i didn't say nor!) so you can meet my frieeenddsss :P
ReplyDeletei already read and giggled over this IN CHURCH but hey, it's still funny :D
ReplyDeleteYou are the coolest person I know
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